He Feels as if Dodgers Slipped Him a Mickey

As a native Californian and representative of the National Assn. of Mickeys, I want to express my outrage over the Dodgers’ recent release of our beloved Mickey Hatcher.

Mickey Hatcher gave hope to all young Mickeys in the Los Angeles area. He proved that any Mickey could make it in professional baseball, no matter how klutzy. How can any self-respecting Mickey ever bring himself to attend another Dodger game?

Because of this, I am calling for a nationwide boycott of all Dodger games. Of course, I will be attending the Freeway Series, as I understand the Dodgers will be playing a Mickey Mouse team from Anaheim.

GIL (MICKEY) MORALES

Whittier