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On the Campaign Trail: Despite Dan Quayle’s poor showing in the Iowa Straw Poll, his campaign chairman insists he’s still in the race and that Quayle has always been a fighter. “Except during Vietnam, when he was a golfer.” (Jay Leno)

In the Ring: Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura was criticized heavily for refereeing a wrestling event. “But Jesse said he didn’t care what people think. ‘I’m proud of politics. I’m proud to be a politician.’ ” (Steve Voldseth)

Changing Channels: Viewers are reportedly complaining because Kathie Lee Gifford has stopped wearing a bra on her TV show. “Shoot, I’d be happy if they could just get Al Roker to put one on.” (Voldseth)

Changing Lanes: Some taxi companies are now using satellites to track their cabs. “How far out of the way to the airport are these drivers going that they need satellites?” (Leno)

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Bob Mills’ Essential Daily List

Little-known features of the new Paris Las Vegas casino:

* Pit bosses wear Charles De Gaulle uniforms.

* The one-armed bandits are called “Little Napoleons.”

* The hotel staff goes on strike three times a day.

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