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Now He Tells Us: Ken Starr said he was the wrong guy to investigate Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky. “Yeah, they should have picked a guy who actually had sex.” (Jay Leno)

A Weather Eye: Tropical storm Floyd hit New Jersey last week. “They were about to evacuate Newark, but then they realized anyone who could have left Newark would have done so already.” (Alex Kaseberg)

A Weather Eye II: Floyd caused havoc up and down the East Coast last week, forcing Walt Disney World to close for the first time. “Disney officials explained, ‘It’s a big storm after all, it’s a big storm after all. It’s a big storm after all, it’s a big, big storm.’ ” (Paul Ecker)

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The Essential David Letterman

Top 10 signs that the show is more pleasant:

10. I’m smiling more.

9. I’m laughing more.

8. I’m ending the top 10 list before it gets lame.

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